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额。。。ms。。。blablab。。。

MS
貌似是什么
M-A-O S-I
can you tell me what's meaning of“ms貌似”?
今天藤老师一边啃梨一边ms郑重の问道:“每天听都你们讲 貌似 ,到底是什么意思?”困惑
额。。。-_-b
双y面面相觑。可/否/yes/no ?!总之是种感觉啦:p
it is a kind of sense which you can not describe by your  wan words.
blablablab~~~~讲不清啦~ -_-b
以下省略无数的口水和吐沫的翻飞~
......................
at last 藤老师郁郁地拿着啃剩下的梨核ms用非常矫健的姿势三步投篮其实是延续其一贯的不准啦:P投到了只有两步远的垃圾筐的——外面。额,
“我貌似吃了一个梨。”藤老师语出惊人。
全场笑塌了。。。
-_-b
 
 
 
 

存在的理由

 

人们经常是不讲道理的、没有逻辑的和以自我为中心的

不管怎样,你要原谅他们

People are often unreasonable, illogical and self-centered;

Forgive them anyway.

 

 

 

即使你是友善的,人们可能还是会说你自私和动机不良

不管怎样,你还是要友善

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;

Be kind anyway.

 

 

 

当你功成名就,你会有一些虚假的朋友

和一些真实的敌人

不管怎样,你还是要取得成功

If you are successful, you will win some false friends

And some true enemies;

Succeed anyway.

 

 

 

即使你是诚实的和率直的,人们可能还是会欺骗你

不管怎样,你还是要诚实和率直

If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;

Be honest and frank anyway.

 

 

 

你多年来营造的东西

有人在一夜之间把它摧毁

不管怎样,你还是要去营造

What you spend years building,

Someone could destroy overnight;

Build anyway.

 

 

 

如果你找到了平静和幸福,他们可能会嫉妒你

不管怎样,你还是要快乐

If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;

Be happy anyway.

 

 

 

你今天做的善事,人们往往明天就会忘记

不管怎样,你还是要做善事

The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;

Be good anyway.

 

 

 

即使把你最好的东西给了这个世界

也许这些东西永远都不够

不管怎样,把你最好的东西给这个世界

Give the world the best you have,

And it may never be enough;

Give the world the best you have anyway.

 

 

 

你看,说到底,它是你和上帝之间的事

而决不是你和他人之间的事

You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;

It is never between you and them anyway.

 

  

From Mother Teresa

Shanghai Travel Guide

 

Shanghai Travel Guide

Shanghai Map Shanghai, Hu for short, is situated on the estuary of Yangtze River of China. It is the largest industrial city in China. Covering an area of 5,800 square kilometers (2,239 square miles), Shanghai has a population of 18.7 million, including 2 million floating population.

Originally, Shanghai was a seaside fishing village and in time its gradual development led to it being granted County status on August 19th, 1291 during the Yuan Dynasty (1271-1368). Hence this day became the anniversary of the founding of Shanghai. Today's Shanghai is a multi-cultural metropolis with both modern and traditional Chinese features. Bubbling Shanghai shows off every aspect of her unique glamour.

Serving as the largest base of Chinese industrial technology, the important seaport and China's largest commercial and financial center, shanghai draws the attention of the whole world.

Shanghai - the Bund and Oriental Pearl TV TowerModern Shanghai has three key areas of interest to the visitor. These comprise Sightseeing, Business and Shopping centered upon People's Square and along the Huangpu River. The city's Cultural Center with its public activities and community facilities and finally the main Entertainment and Holiday Tourism area is located at Mt. Sheshan, Chongming Island, Dingshan Lake and Shenshuigang Area.

Known as "the Oriental Paris", Shanghai is a shopper's paradise. One of the musts for tourists is Nanjing Road. Huaihai Road intrigues those with modern and fashionable tastes, while Sichuan North Road meets the demands of ordinary folk. In addition, Xujiahui Shopping Center, Yuyuan Shopping City, Jiali Sleepless City are thriving and popular destinations for those who are seeking to buy something special as a memento of their visit.

Nanjing Road, ShanghaiA wide variety of cuisines can be found in the City and today Shanghai offers a plethora of culinary delights focusing on the traditions of Beijing, Yangzhou, Sichuan, Guangzhou as well as its own local dishes. Shanghai's restaurants are among the finest to be found in China and they welcome diners from anywhere at any time.



Shanghai continues to grow and prosper meeting the aspirations of the 21st century while retaining its proud traditions of service and hospitality. The Oriental Pearl TV Tower, Jinmao Mansion and Pudong International Airport are the modern symbols of an international metropolis while the Shanghai Museum, Shanghai Grand Theatre and Shanghai City Planning Exhibition Center are evidence of the extensive and deep passion of a great city that extends a warm welcome to friends from all over the world.

Shanghai's Attractions:
Shanghai, a vigorous and energetic international metro-polis, welcomes people from all over the world to enjoy its special atmosphere. This modern metropolis with its rich heritage of ancient Chinese culture has much to see and do.

The Oriental Pearl TV Tower is the modern symbol of Shanghai City. Standing beside the Huangpu River with a height of 468 meters (1536 feet), it is the tallest TV tower in Asia and the 4th highest in the world. This unusual structure that dominates the skyline is a great attraction to tourists.

Nanjing Road is considered to be the "No. 1 commercial street in China". Here along its 5.5 kilometers (3.4 miles), you will find over 600 shops that on average are visited by some 1.7 million people each day. If you like shopping, do not miss it!

Yuyuan Garden is the largest of Shanghai's ancient gardens with architectural styles of the Ming and Qing Dynasties. The garden has six areas, each with its own style. The Grand Rockery, in the center of the Garden, is the most renowned sight here.

Zhujiajiao Ancient Town, Shanghai Shanghai Museum is a veritable treasure house of ancient Chinese art and houses 120,000 precious relics. Bronzes, pottery, paintings and calligraphies are distinctive features of the Museum's collection. Seen from above, the Museum resembles a large bronze mirror of the Han Dynasty (206BC -220). From the distance, it looks like a bronze Ding, an ancient cooking vessel that contains so many mementos of the 5,000-year-old history of Chinese civilization.

Another sight not be missed is the Bund. Situated on the east bank of the Huangpu River , here, one can enjoy the bracing air and fine sunshine as well as seeing something of the many activities along the river. The new finance and commercial houses cluster together along the south of the Bund while along the west there is a wealth of grand buildings in the European architectural styles of the nineteen-twenties, thirties and early forties. Marshal Chen Yi's statue looks down on the square where lively musicians gather to play and sing bringing pleasure to the many people who stop by to listen. At night bright lights add to the happy atmosphere as people stroll along the wide riverside promenade.

Shanghai Jade Buddha Temple - white jade Buddha The Jade Buddha Temple is one of the most famous Buddhist temples to be found in Shanghai. The White Jade Buddhas were brought here from Burma in the nineteenth century. One is seated while the other is in the recumbent position of Sakyamuni symbolizing the Buddha's attainment of enlightenment or nirvana. The temple also has some impressive images of the Heavenly Kings. Although many people come to worship each day and burn incense at this very holy and active shrine, visitors are welcome.

The Site of the First National Congress of the Communist Party of China is a typical two-storey brick and timber building of the kind to be seen in Shanghai City. It was here that the founding of the Communist Party of China was announced in 1921. The Former Residence of Sun Yat-sen was once home to the famous Chinese democratic revolutionary and first president of Chinese Kuomintang, Sun Yat-sen and his wife, Song Qingling. The building contains exhibits furniture and personal effects once used by Dr. Sun Yat-sen.

The visitor to Shanghai having marveled at the city's modern architecture and historical sites will be further rewarded when going to see neighboring water towns like Zhujiajiao and Qibao Ancient Town . Here is another world where ancient houses huddle by the rivers running through the towns that with their flagstone-paved roads and typical local flavors will be sure to slow your pace as you savor their traditions.

十二星座优缺点大全

 

白羊座 21/03-20/04
Adventurous, energetic, pioneering, courageous, enthusiastic, confident, dynamic and quick-witted.
优点:喜欢冒险,精力旺盛,乐观进取有自信,热情有活力,勇于接受新观念,有明快的决断力, 爆发力强,勇于接受挑战。
Selfish, quick-tempered, impulsive, impatient, foolhardy and daredevil.
缺点:自私,急躁,缺乏耐性,粗心大意,容易冲动,行事鲁莽。

金牛座 21/04-21/05
Patient, reliable, warmhearted, loving, persistent, determined, placid and security loving.
优点:耐性十足,一往情深,脚踏实地,做事有计划,能坚持到底,择善固执,追求和平生活,值得信赖。
Jealous, possessive, resentful, inflexible, self-indulgent and greedy.
缺点:善妒,占有欲强,顽固的死硬派,不知变通,过于坚持自己的步调,贪婪。

双子座 22/05-21/06
Adaptable, versatile, communicative, witty, intellectual, eloquent, youthful and lively.
优点:适应性强,多才多艺,善于沟通,懂得随机应变, 充满生命力,活泼可爱,风趣幽默。
Nervous, tense, superficial, inconsistent, cunning and inquisitive.
缺点:容易紧张,善变,处世缺乏原则,做事蜻蜓点水不深入,过于圆滑,意志不坚定。

巨蟹座 22/06-22/07
Emotional, loving, intuitive, imaginative, shrewd, cautious, protective and sympathetic.
优点:感情真挚深切,想像力丰富,有包容力,直觉敏锐,善解人意,有同情心。
Changeable, moody, overemotional, touchy, clinging and unable to let go.
缺点:跟着情绪走,提不起放不下,太过多愁善感,缺乏理性思考,经不起打击,过度保护自我,沉溺于往事无法面对事实。

狮子座 23/07-22/08
Generous, warmhearted, creative, enthusiastic, broad-minded, expansive, faithful and loving.
优点:对人慷慨大方,热情开朗乐观,有领导能力,具有激励人心的气质,心胸宽大懂得宽恕,诚恳正直。
Pompous, patronizing, bossy, interfering, dogmatic and intolerant.
缺点:华而不实,死爱面子活受罪,莫名的优越感,喜欢指挥别人,缺乏耐心,独断专行,没有包容心。

处女座 23/08-23/09
Modest, shy, meticulous, reliable, practical, diligent, intelligent and analytical.
优点:谦逊不夸大,脚踏实地,事事谨慎小心,勤奋努力有耐性,守本分靠得住,有精确的观察力。
Fussy, a worrier, overcritical, harsh, perfectionist and conservative.
缺点:太过吹毛求疵,唠叨琐碎,杞人忧天,追求完美,思想保守。

天秤座 24/09-23/10
Diplomaitic, urbane, romantic, charming, easygoing, sociable, idealistic and peaceable.
优点:有外交手腕,天生的优雅风采,浪漫的恋爱高手,适应力强,对美感有鉴赏力,平静详和。
Indecisive, changeable, gullible, easily infuenced, flirtatious and self-indulgent.
缺点:优柔寡断犹豫不决,意志不坚定,易受欺骗,怕得罪人,轻佻浮躁,过于放纵自已。

天蝎座 24/10-22/11
Determined, forceful, emotional, intuitive, powerful, passionate, exciting and magnetic.
优点:对决定的事有执行力,说服力强,直觉敏锐,不畏挫折坚持到底,充满激情,有凝聚力。
Jealous, resentful, compulsive, obsessive, secretive and obstinate.
缺点:善妒爱吃醋,太过好强,占有欲过高,疑心病重,报复心太强,顽固倔强。

射手座 23/11-21/12
Optimistic, freedom-loving, jovial, good-humored, honest, straightforward, intellectual and philosophical.
优点:天性乐观,热爱自由,对人生充满理想,丰富的幽默感,正直坦率,待人友善,聪明过人,有自己的处世哲学。
Blindly optimistic, careless, irresponsible, superficial, tactless and restless.
缺点:盲目乐观,粗心大意,不愿意负责任,缺乏耐性,不懂三思而行,做事不老练,喜怒太形于色。

摩羯座 22/12-20/01
Practical, prudent, ambitious, disciplined, patient, careful, humorous and reserved.
优点:有实际的人生观,做事脚踏实地,有远大抱负,意志力强不容易受影响,处处谨慎,有克服困难的毅力,对人谦逊,有独树一格的幽默感。
Pessimistic, fatalistic, miserly and grudging.
缺点:消极悲观,过于贪婪,个人利己主义,过于压抑自己的欲望。

水瓶座 21/01-19/02
Friendly, humanitarian, honest, loyal, original, inventive, independent and intellectual.
优点:乐于助人,充满人道精神,诚实善良,创意十足,个性独立,拥有理想的智慧。
Intractable, contrary, perverse, unpredictable, unemotional and detached.
缺点:缺乏热情,不按牌理出牌,太相信自己的判断,思想多变没有恒心,太过理智情趣不足。

双鱼座 20/02-20/03
Imaginative, sensitive, compassionate, kind, kelfless, unworldly, intuitive and sympathetic.
优点:想像力丰富,善解人意,心地仁慈,舍己为人不自私,直觉力强,懂得包容。
Escapist, idealistic, secretive, vague, weak-willed and easily led.
缺点:不够实际幻想太多,太情绪化多愁善感,意志不坚定,容易受环境影响。

我就这样成了男人~~~

    周二 晚上 下班回到家里 ^_^ 居然一桌 热腾腾 香喷喷 的饭菜 摆在了桌子上  太神了 油焖大虾 韭菜鸡蛋 馒头 苹果
惠惠 冲了 进来  哦 她下午公出 回来较早 穿着那件她自认为很美很引以为傲的 但是说实话真的很肥大的 蓝色的 背后背着一行字“华东政法大学”的校服Tshirt  仿佛是飘进来的
“啊,终于回来了!”她见到我的第一句话。
第二句话“煮妇辛勤等待的男人终于 回来了!”
 

看图说话

看图说话 
上海故事~
it is a long story 

太妙了~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈 连岳!

 
据中新网8月21日报道,国家发改委价格司司长曹长庆先生一方面说“食品价格上涨关系到群众的切身利益”,另一方面又解释:据国家统计局测算,食品价格上涨影响居民生活每人每月增加支出12元左右。今年上半年,城镇居民人均可支配收入增长14.2%(每人每月增加收入146元),农民现金收入增长 13.3%(每人每月增加收入52元),因此大多数居民家庭可以承受食品价格上涨的影响。

1、因为大多数人不是人;
2、因为许多人三月不知肉味,没有体力表示不可承受;
3、因为赔偿矿工的金额增加了,山东溃水煤矿被困者家属各领了2000元,可以买一只猪了;
4、因为公务员涨工资了;
5、因为湖南凤凰大桥的垮掉与涨价无关;
6、因为北京六月飘雪是假新闻,经查,实际上下了钞票;
7、因为可以做钞票馅包子降低成本;
8、因为我们严打投机,比如广州机场没收了韩寒试图挟带登机的真猪肉;
9、对不起,记者招待会提前结束,我走先——
10、因为单位今天公款吃猪肉。